![]() The series debuted in February 2005 and remains one of Adult Swim’s highest rated original series. The Emmy Award-winning animated series is set to broadcast its 200 th episode sometime in 2020, a commendable achievement and milestone for any TV show, let alone a stop-motion sketch comedy generously sprinkled with boldly colored body fluids and expertly choreographed, marginally appropriate musical numbers. So, uh Santa, what happened? Santa: Bandits, Goku they stole my reindeer, and all the presents.Mark your calendar: the longest-running stop-motion animated series on TV, Adult Swim’s Robot Chicken, returns for its 10 th season with back-to-back episodes this coming September 29. Gohan: Santa, Santa! Santa: Oh! My mother ing knee, Oh, ! ! Dog ! it all to Hell that hurts like a mother ! Gohan: Dad, what's a ? Goku: Uh.er.heh. Gohan: Is that Santa on the roof? Goku: Well if not, I got a present for him. Gohan: Dad, could you kick an angel's ass? Goku: You're damn right I could. Smoker: Either way, it's 50 bucks.īarney the Dinosaur: I love you. īarney the Dinosaur: I love you, you love me. Announcer: Fruity Pebbles are an important part of this complete breakfast. Wilma & Betty: OH MY GOD!!!!! Turtle Bidet: Oh lord, please don't stop him before he kills me. Pig: Is he stone-cold crazy? You bet Jurassic! Barney: NO MORE PUNS!!!! Wilma: So, he's trying to sell me a tampon, but I said, "It's just a rock!", and he says, "Well duh, everything's a rock!" Betty: The nerve of some people. Barney: A witness! WITNESES! THE DISHWASHER! Octopus Dishwasher: My goodness Cretacious! Barney: THE RECORD PLAYER!! Bird Record Player: He's off his rocker! Barney: THE BIDET!!! Turtle Bidet: Oh, man, the things I've witnessed. Bird Shovel: Oh, his head always was full of rocks. Bitchin!" BARNEY, MY PEBBLES!! Barney: You can't catch me, Fred! Hey, good one, Fred, good. Look, sometimes the rock puns don't fit too well, buddy, you want the package or not? Fred: "Dear Fred, I hope this distracted you long enough. I got a delivery for Fred Flintstone from -pebble. An entire civilization not wearing underwear, you gotta love it! Fred: Now, who could that be? Yeah? Mr. Fred: Eh, Barney boy, this is the life! Barney: You said it, Fred. Easter Basket Barney the Dinosaur: I love you. Salesman: Well then, can I interest you in our line of Nerf Doors? Woman's husband: What about stairs? She's gonna need some Nerf Stairs too. Moses: Number one: He who smelt it, dealt it. Guy: Is there anything on there about not pushing your religion on other people? Moses. Guy: It's Moses, he's back! Moses: God has blessed me with ten irrefutable commandments for living. His name is Squiggles and he shoots pixie dust out of his bunghole! J.K Rowling: Thank you, I'll start right away! Jerk: Haha Jerk: No! Your books will be about uh-a magical raccoon with an afro. Rowling: I had an idea about a boy wizard. In fifteen years time, you will be a best selling children's book author, whose net worth is more than one billion American dollars! J.K. ![]() Rowling: Cor blimey! Are you an angel? Jerk: I am from the future. Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Friend: And then what happened? Nerd: If you polish his unicorn horn long enough, it gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise! Which I used to make these sandwiches! Polish my magical unicorn horn! Nerd: Okay! Unicorn: Oh, yeahee! Oh. ![]() Oh my gosh, they do exist! Unicorn: Come with me! Let's have fun adventures together! Nerd: You don't have to ask twice! Woo-hoo-hooo! Wheee! It's everything I've ever dreamed! Unicorn: In the magical land of unicorns, there's no need for clothing! Nerd: Whatever you say! Unicorn: No, no, no! Take it of slowly. Skater McGee: Now pay attention! Skater McGee does NOT repeat himself! Teenager: What was that? Skater McGee: I SAID, Skater McGee does not-goddammit. Alien 2: Dammit, dammit, dammit! Seth Green: Aggghh!! Ummff! Keith Crofford: Hey Seth, what happened to you?" Seth Green: I don't know. Seth Green: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aggghhh-!!!!!!! Alien 1: I think we hit something. Master Shake: Oh ho, you're so-o frickin' guilty. Peter Griffin: Guilty! Space Ghost: Guilty. The decision of the council is now fixin' to be heard. Mike Lazzo: Hi y'all, I'm Adult Swim president Mike Lazzo. Seth Green: That's great! So, when are we getting renewed for another season? Keith Crofford: Uh, I don't know. Keith Crofford: I just wanted to say that y'all are doing a really good job on Robot Chicken. Seth Green: Please welcome our special guest tonight, Vice President of Adult Swim, Keith Crofford. ![]() Suck It Narattor: Previously on Robot Chicken. ![]()
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